1) Which is the longest word in the dictionary?
- "Smiles", because there is a mile between each "s"!
2) Have you heard the joke about the butter?
- I better not tell you, it might spread.
3) What do you call a fat physic?
- A four chin teller.
4) lol = Drowning Man.
- *lol* = Drowning Cheerleader.
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