Argument Dialouge

1. Between a 4 year old and a parent.

"Where's my little plum?"
"Menjipoopoo"
"I have taught you english now use it."
"Wazzlepoptop!"
"Use your english Johnny!"
"Mommie, Mommie, Mommie, Mommie, Mommie, Mommie."
"WHAT IS IT JOHNNY!!!"
"Menjipoopoo Wazzlepoptop.

2. Between 2 insects.
Fly: "hey man, how you doing?"
Snail: "Oh, hey man, it's been going pretty good, how bout you?"
Fly: "Yeah Yeah it's going great"
Snail: "Ohhhh thaaat's cooool!"
Fly: "Yeeeeeaaaaah, I know that"
Snail: "Hey I gotta go"
Fly: "How, it takes you 5 hours to go to the bathroom, now you want to go 1km, God help me!"
Snail: "Ohh so that's how you help me!"

3. Between 2 pieces of rubbish in a bin.
Tin Can"How's it going"
Plastic wrapper: "Oh just sitting here, what are you doing?"
Tin Can: "Nothing, the usual routine."
Plastic wrapper: "What just laying here doing nothing all day, bro you have to live a little maaan!"
Tin Can: "Oh what's the point, I'm a tin can sitting in this rubbish bin, life sucks!"
Plastic wrapper: "Ohh pick up your lid and let's do this!"
They try to get out of the rubbish bin but can't
Tin Can"Whats the point."