Dear Mr Clause

Dear Santa

I would like to inform you that I do not have a chimney. Does this mean that I will not get presents this year? Can I please have a go in your magic sack and play with your toys? I also would like you to eat my cookies that I leave out for you because I have been waiting 5 years for those things to go. I would also like to ride on your reindeer and deliver the presents to the good children.

I am wondering how do you know which kids have been good and have been bad? How many elves do you own because you get everything done so quickly. Here is a list of the things I would like for my Christmas.
-I would like the new CR7 galaxy football boots
-The Nike GS boots (Both colors)
-The official Brazil Home kit (football)
-VIP seats in every game that Borussia Dortmund play. 
-25.5 million dollars

Yours Sincerely
Nathan